[exciting jazz music]

slugbus:

autumn/winter affirmations:

• 7 p.m. is not late
• your day is not over at 7 p.m.
• you are allowed to leave your house after it gets dark
• 7 p.m. is so early

(via skygenders)

byjove:

to raise money, Wikipedia should do that thing CNN did where they sold shirts with headlines on them. I would kill for a shirt that had the article title and Wikipedia layout for Homosexuality in Medieval Europe

lizzyinnie:

everything’s changing so fast i can’t keep up

dogpuppy:

thetardisisadiva:

unifiedintelligencetaskwhores:

“what does a TARDIS malfunction sound like?”

“idk just dump the entire goofy sound effects library in the span of 10 seconds. That should do it”

The fact that the tardis doesn’t malfunction like this anymore is a genuine crime

(via breaddo)

dogpuppy:

dogpuppy:

hotvampireadjacent:

feraligatr:

feraligatr:

one day im going to snap and just show this pic to my hairdresser

favourite exchange ever on this website btw

c3rvida3:

c3rvida3:

“I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren’t anatomically accurate.” A Halloween skeleton isn’t the same as what’s inside you, idiot. It’s different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It’s an animal.

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn’t be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

(via evilwizard)

regicidal-defenestration:

regicidal-defenestration:

One time I saw a fake headline about the Vatican announcing the virgin Mary’s new nemesis, la puta Waría, and ever since that day I’ve quoted it like anybody else knows what I’m talking about

ALT

They didn’t even call her that I’ve just been making it up in my mind this whole time

(via raccoonmilf)

juliesandothings:

American folk singer and songwriter Jean Ritchie “the Mother of Folk” posing with several Appalachian dulcimer instruments

(via laurapalmergraduates)

evilwizard:

okwhotookmyusername:

Excellent suggestions phone

op are you by any chance a dracula

(via vetchtibbles)

littlestpersimmon:

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Clover patch for u guys. Make a wish when you find the 4 leaf one 🍀

(via alexkingstons)

please-attend-carefully:

I love the idea of the Master getting hold of the Brigadier’s direct line and just calling him to talk shit.

(via thoscheism)